Owned pages · Placement · Attribution
Views are
cheap.
Attention
is not.
We own and run the pages — meme, betting and sport accounts across TikTok, Instagram and YouTube. You buy placement on them, and every post lands in a dashboard carrying its own numbers. No screenshots. No end-of-month PDF.
The real dashboard, sample data — no signup
Our process: match the page to the audience, cut the asset for each platform, distribute it across our accounts, measure what it did.
How it works
Three stages.
One number at the end.
Our pages, matched to your audience
We are not brokering placement on accounts we have never met. The network is ours — meme, betting and sport pages we built and post from ourselves — so we already know what each audience turns up for and which page a brand belongs on. If none of them fit, that is the answer you get.
- Pages we own and operate in-house
- Placement chosen on audience overlap, not follower count
- We turn down fits that would not land
One asset, a whole network of accounts
A clip that works on one account is not a campaign. We cut each asset for TikTok, Reels and Shorts, run it across our own accounts, stagger the posting, and drop the variants that stall inside the first 48 hours.
- TikTok, Instagram and YouTube accounts under one roof
- Staggered posting windows to avoid cannibalising reach
- Variants killed or scaled on 48-hour signal
Every view traced back to a post
Reach on its own is a vanity number. Every clip in your dashboard carries its own views, likes and comments, refreshed daily and rolled up per account and per campaign — so the report ends in figures your team can open and check, not a screenshot of a spike.
- Per-video and per-account attribution
- Refreshed daily from the public post, never estimated
- Exportable for board and investor reporting
The work
Our pages.
Our posts.
Everything here went out on an account we own and run. Where there is a handle under a clip it is the page it ran on, and any figure beside it is what that post did — read off the post, not typed into a deck.
The dashboard
You see what
we see.
Most agencies report monthly, in a deck, with the bad weeks rounded off. Your dashboard updates as the network posts — including the clips that flopped, because those are the ones that tell you what to make next.
- Per-video engagement, not campaign averages
- Every account in the network, side by side
- Views measured as they accrue, not lifetime totals
- Click through to the original post in one tap
Views
8.4M
+18.6%Engagement
7.3%
+4.2%Clips live
64
+11.3%Top accounts
- @halden.uk2.6M
- @haldenritual2M
- @halden.morning1.5M
- @shophalden1.3M
- @haldenafter981K
Pricing
Retainers, not
rate cards.
What you pay below is placement on pages we own, so there is no talent budget sitting inside it to mark up. If you want footage shot for the campaign rather than cut from what you already have, we commission that separately and pass the creator fees through at cost.
Test
£4,000
per month, 3-month minimum
Prove the channel works for your category before committing budget to it.
- 8 placements per month
- Across 3 of our pages
- Client dashboard access
- Monthly performance review
Scale
Most brands£10,000
per month, 6-month minimum
The working configuration for most brands. Enough volume for the algorithm to have an opinion.
- 24 placements per month
- Across 8+ of our pages
- Client dashboard + weekly reporting
- Dedicated strategist
- Variant testing and kill decisions at 48 hours
- Per-account and per-campaign view attribution
Always-on
Custom
annual commitment
Multi-market or multi-SKU programmes where this is a permanent channel, not a campaign.
- Unlimited placements within an agreed monthly volume
- A dedicated set of pages per market
- Admin access and custom reporting exports
- Quarterly board-ready attribution review
FAQ
Before
you ask.
Let's see if
it works for you.
A 30-minute call. We will look at your category, tell you whether our pages are the right room for it, and say so if they are not.
Or reply to any of our emails. Same inbox.